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Dream

And when it was clear, they'd park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars for hours without saying a word. It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.

stanztao-moved

how to boys

foie

greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose

boobbryar

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

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i also can’t believe i’m downloading this shitty app via my shitty mobile data for a shitty webcomic. i thought i was free. i thought we were all free. mr hussie’s wild ride, it turns out, does not in fact end.

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