See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Dream

And when it was clear, they'd park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars for hours without saying a word. It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.

falsegodsprophecy

English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
Veronica Roth: Excuse you
Agatha Christie: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
Hussie: *mad laughter*
Arthur Conan Doyle: whatever i hate all of you little shits
Martin R.R. George: What about plenty of main characters?

Source: thecatandthecobra

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