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Dream

And when it was clear, they'd park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars for hours without saying a word. It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.

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nepeter

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

notquiteluke

rumble spheres

danglingthpider

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

skarosoul

tatty-bo-jangles

i-aint-bovvered

human milk sacks

rikotin

pillows for friends

eventualprocrastination

sweater puppets

mrpondtyler

breasticles

can-u-not-my-wayward-son

boing boing bags

chemicalaccess

chesticles

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i also can’t believe i’m downloading this shitty app via my shitty mobile data for a shitty webcomic. i thought i was free. i thought we were all free. mr hussie’s wild ride, it turns out, does not in fact end.

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