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Dream

And when it was clear, they'd park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars for hours without saying a word. It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.

castielicarus

shingekinokyojinheaven

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

wait

what

there’s a list???

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

in conclusion god is an asshole

dragon-in-a-fez

for comparison:

okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

damn.

shingekinokyojinheaven

god gambles with your souls pass it on

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i also can’t believe i’m downloading this shitty app via my shitty mobile data for a shitty webcomic. i thought i was free. i thought we were all free. mr hussie’s wild ride, it turns out, does not in fact end.

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